Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names.
Funny names?
Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third--
That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.
I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third--
You know the fellows' names?
Yes.
Well, then who's playing first?
Yes.
I mean the fellow's name on first base.
Who.
The fellow playin' first base.
Who.
The guy on first base.
Who is on first.
Well, what are you askin' me for?
I'm not asking you--I'm telling you. Who is on first.
I'm asking you--who's on first?
That's the man's name.
That's who's name?
Yes.
When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Every dollar of it. And why not, the man's entitled to it.
Who is?
Yes.
So who gets it?
Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Who's wife?
Yes. After all, the man earns it.
Who does?
Absolutely.
Well, all I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base?
Oh, no, no. What is on second base.
I'm not asking you who's on second.
Who's on first!
St. Louis has a good outfield?
Oh, absolutely.
The left fielder's name?
Why.
I don't know, I just thought I'd ask.
Well, I just thought I'd tell you.
Then tell me who's playing left field?
Who's playing first.
Stay out of the infield! The left fielder's name?
